HP TouchSmart TX2-1370US 12.1-Inch Black Laptop - Up to 3.5 Hours of Battery Life (Windows 7 Home Premium)
Sony Laptop Battery Recall a GPS Surveillance Trick Say Conspiracy Theorists
Well by now we have all heard about the Dell Corporations recall on those batteries which supposedly will catch on fire and burn your butt on those lap tops or actually they will most likely burn something else if they catch fire. Now we see that Apple Computers also has the problem and has recalled some 1.4 million computers as well. Ouch?
Yes it is a major bummer for laptop manufactures, it seems all these units had Sony Batteries, bummer for them too. But all this is old news to you I can see, but here is the kicker. I talked to a retired NSA guy or so he claimed at a local coffee shop in Brunswick, GA and he told me that the recall was fake and it is a trick.
Well I thought, this I have to hear, so what is the trick? Well he said the new batteries have GPS RFID chips in them to track the computers and so when you replace the batteries under these recalls they will know everywhere you go? Who is they I wondered?
Indeed he said they were the secret NSA police and they were working with the aliens to track humans because all the humans are getting plump and ready for harvest. No wonder Americans are so fat, as they have been feeding us fattening foods to get them ready for the slaughter houses I thought? Well, it appeared to me that this homeless vet, never worked for the NSA, but was an excellent story teller, so I gave him a tip. The FBI is hiring and here is $5.00 to get some more alcohol and freshen up for his job interview.
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| Review by P. Manzon (BURBANK, CA, US) 2010-03-08 Good: Core i7 Intel chip Doesnt have a lot of "Bloatware" to bother you Snappy and speedy Good amount of space on the harddrive Relatively quiet even when the fans are spinning Lightweight for the kind of power it punches Has a num-pad Screen is very ... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #2 HP Pavilion DV6-2162NR 15.6-Inch Black Laptop - Up to 4.25Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Manuel Compres (DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) 2010-03-14 exellent product interms of speed, its a litle bit big, its not a realy carry on laptop, go for a 14 inch if you want mobility, boy it is very nice.... Read more reviews | ||
 | Top #3 HP G71-340US 17.3-Inch Black/Silver Laptop - Up to 4 HoursOverall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Kevel A. Purcell (LITHONIA, GA) 2010-03-05 Purchased this computer about a month ago and am satisfied with its performance. Much faster and much more reliable than my other computers.... Read more reviews | ||
 | Top #4 HP Pavilion DM3-1140US 13.3-Inch Laptop (Silver)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Jeffrey Hyman (USA) 2010-03-09 The look and feel of this laptop is great and I really really want to like it, but the battery life is absolutely horrific. I expect at least 4 hours of solid use out of a thin and light. This thing averages barely 2.5 hours off a full charge with the screen set at the dimmest level. The worst part.... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #5 HP G60-630US 15.6-Inch Laptop (Black)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by uncle smoke (RINGGOLD GEORGIA) 2010-03-11 I wished I would of went with a bigger screen. I dont carry mine out of the house so I would like a bigger screen. That 4 hour battery life is a joke,but I would say that would be the case for most laptops. The only thing I use my laptop for is to surf the web and its more than enough computer for m... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #6 HP Pavilion DM3-1040US 13.3-Inch Silver Laptop (Windows 7 Home Premium)Overall Rating (6/10) | |
| Review by D. McIver (FRISCO, TX) 2010-03-04 Quick review - purchased this laptop for a friend. Wanted something fairly light but powerful -- this HP is a great blend of the 2 needs. I looked at the AMD chip version in a retail store and got this one (faster and more RAM) for less... it is Amazon after all! I am (and more import... Read more reviews | ||
 | Top #7 Compaq Presario CQ61-420US 15.6-Inch Laptop (Black)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Devin (COLUMBIA, MD) 2010-03-01 I am a college student on a limited budget. I wanted a computer for under $500 that I could use for movies, video games, and homework. I bought the CQ61-410US a month ago and it has been working perfectly. I run Counter-Strike source on it and it runs well. It is quiet, has a nice battery life, alth... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #8 HP Pavilion DV6-2150US 15.6-Inch Laptop (Black)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Manuel Compres (DOMINICAN REPUBLIC) 2010-03-14 exellent product interms of speed, its a litle bit big, its not a realy carry on laptop, go for a 14 inch if you want mobility, boy it is very nice.... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #9 HP Pavilion DM3-1130US 13.3-Inch Laptop (Silver)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Jeffrey Hyman (USA) 2010-03-09 The look and feel of this laptop is great and I really really want to like it, but the battery life is absolutely horrific. I expect at least 4 hours of solid use out of a thin and light. This thing averages barely 2.5 hours off a full charge with the screen set at the dimmest level. The worst part.... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #10 HP G71-340US 17.3-Inch Black/Silver Laptop - Up to 4 HoursOverall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Kevel A. Purcell (LITHONIA, GA) 2010-03-05 Purchased this computer about a month ago and am satisfied with its performance. Much faster and much more reliable than my other computers.... Read more reviews | ||
 | Top #11 HP Pavilion DV6-2170US 15.6-Inch Laptop (Black)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Boogaloo (USA) 2010-03-11 I chose this feature rich machine as offering more than any other when it is on sale. My primary use is business with occassional field trips, which could be done with aplumb with a slightly more dated dual-core CPU upwards of $200 less with better battery life. But, the sale price made it possibl... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #12 HP Pavilion DM3-1140US 13.3-Inch Laptop (Silver)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Kort Kramer (SOUTH FLORIDA, USA) 2010-02-10 The HP Pavilion dm3 1130us (AMD CPU & ATI GPU model) is a good compromise between the portability of a netbook and the functionality of a full sized laptop. Technically in the "Ultra-portable/Thin & Light" category, I would say it is a netbook on steroids. I was looking for a portable computing solu... Read more reviews | ||
| Top #13 HP Pavilion DM3-1130US 13.3-Inch Laptop (Silver)Overall Rating (8/10) | |
| Review by Andrew Shaw (YORK, PA) 2010-02-09 I got the DM3-1130 (the AMD processor) in early February, after an extensive search to replace my HP Pavilion dv5000. I had considered ASUS and Macbooks, in particular, as I wanted something in the 13-inch range, lightweight and with a good track record. This model has more memory than ... Read more reviews | ||
